Benny Parker leaving to join the football team

[hhcmatt]

As a lot of you know, Benny Parker was a star running back in high school

 

 

 

which is why this sort of seemed plausible.

 

 

Happy April 1st everyone

[Huskerpapa]

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hhcmatt]

[jimmykc]

Thanks for that. I couldn't come up with one this year since the Amazon basin and Icelandic volcanic fields seem empty of prospects this year.

[HuskerCager]

OK, what other titles can we come up with for April 1st.  How about these?

Diamond Stone reneges his commitment to the Terripans in favor of the Huskers

Miles cleans house and fires 2 assistants

Norm denounces his allegience to the Husker BB team and becomes a Jaysker

Sorry about that one, Norm.

[hhcmatt]

OK, what other titles can we come up with for April 1st.  How about these?

Diamond Stone reneges his commitment to the Terripans in favor of the Huskers

Miles cleans house and fires 2 assistants

Norm denounces his allegience to the Husker BB team and becomes a Jaysker

Sorry about that one, Norm.

 

I thought about going this route but the type of season/offseason we're having made me tred lightly.  The worst one I came up with was "Petteway transferring to Bluejays"

[Norm Peterson]

OK, what other titles can we come up with for April 1st.  How about these?

Diamond Stone reneges his commitment to the Terripans in favor of the Huskers

Miles cleans house and fires 2 assistants

Norm denounces his allegience to the Husker BB team and becomes a Jaysker

Sorry about that one, Norm.

And everyone would be like "You had me going until the last one.  That's when I checked the calendar and saw it was April 1."

[HuskerFever]

OK, what other titles can we come up with for April 1st.  How about these?

Diamond Stone reneges his commitment to the Terripans in favor of the Huskers

Miles cleans house and fires 2 assistants

Norm denounces his allegience to the Husker BB team and becomes a Jaysker

Sorry about that one, Norm.

 

Phil Jackson was spotted in a Lincoln grocery store.

[Silverbacked1]

Well played fine sir!

[Nighthawk]

Speaking of April Fools...the LJS just broke that Harvey Perlman is stepping down.

 

http://journalstar.com/news/local/unl-s-perlman-says-he-ll-step-down-in/article_fd60d3df-fb46-5a8b-96d5-6fe648ce4d05.html

 

I'm guessing that since it's April 1 that this is also an April Fools joke...just trying to figure if it's the LJS pulling the joke or the University.

[Silverbacked1]

It does say in 2016 so....

[hhcmatt]

Speaking of April Fools...the LJS just broke that Harvey Perlman is stepping down.

 

http://journalstar.com/news/local/unl-s-perlman-says-he-ll-step-down-in/article_fd60d3df-fb46-5a8b-96d5-6fe648ce4d05.html

 

I'm guessing that since it's April 1 that this is also an April Fools joke...just trying to figure if it's the LJS pulling the joke or the University.

 

Someone like the LJS would make it clear in the article if it was a joke. This is poorly timed, but legit.

[HuskerFever]

Speaking of April Fools...the LJS just broke that Harvey Perlman is stepping down.

 

http://journalstar.com/news/local/unl-s-perlman-says-he-ll-step-down-in/article_fd60d3df-fb46-5a8b-96d5-6fe648ce4d05.html

 

I'm guessing that since it's April 1 that this is also an April Fools joke...just trying to figure if it's the LJS pulling the joke or the University.

 

The biggest joke was his tenure.

 

[trickey]

Speaking of April Fools...the LJS just broke that Harvey Perlman is stepping down.

 

http://journalstar.com/news/local/unl-s-perlman-says-he-ll-step-down-in/article_fd60d3df-fb46-5a8b-96d5-6fe648ce4d05.html

 

I'm guessing that since it's April 1 that this is also an April Fools joke...just trying to figure if it's the LJS pulling the joke or the University.

 

Harvey was one of my law professors back in 1973...and I am semi-retiring later this year.

He has got to be about 70 years old...so why not?

I would say this is certainly true.

[trickey]

Here is today's effort by the rag for this genre.

 

http://www.dailynebraskan.com/sports/tim-miles-locks-players-out-of-locker-room-moves-in/article_188c7be0-d822-11e4-8e86-e39ae87c1392.html

[Huskerpapa]

A couple of other April Fools jokes going around is that Petteway is leaving the basketball team...for the football team and that Coach Miles is in hot water...for taking over the perks of the locker room after he kicked the players out...yawn.

[hhcmatt]

A couple of other April Fools jokes going around is that Petteway is leaving the basketball team...for the football team and that Coach Miles is in hot water...for taking over the perks of the locker room after he kicked the players out...yawn.

 

Sounds like I'm winning with the least worst joke at the moment.

[Red Don]

     

[hhcmatt]

Thanks for that. I couldn't come up with one this year since the Amazon basin and Icelandic volcanic fields seem empty of prospects this year.

 

You might enjoy this

http://grantland.com/features/30-for-30-shorts-unhittable-sidd-finch-and-the-tibetan-fastball/

[AuroranHusker]

 

Thanks for that. I couldn't come up with one this year since the Amazon basin and Icelandic volcanic fields seem empty of prospects this year.

 

You might enjoy this

http://grantland.com/features/30-for-30-shorts-unhittable-sidd-finch-and-the-tibetan-fastball/

 

 

Jimmy, I briefly thought your 4/1 work was here:

http://board.huskerhoopscentral.com/topic/7313-2015-thon-maker/?view=getnewpost